Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Once again with the Stupid Headlines

Some one of these days I'll have some more stuff to show.  But for today just some more foolishness with Newspaper Headlines...I thought they had people to check these things.

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water – Wait a minute! I thought they were all starving because I wasn’t eating my broccoli.
House passes gas tax onto senate – It’s hard to say, maybe that would actually help the situation.
Iraqi head seeks arms – Maybe he should check into the following story…
Headless body in topless bar – …that might save him some effort.
NJ judge to rule on nude beach – Most judges seem to prefer the courtroom.
Ice cream man has assets frozen – That sounds painful.
Local Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide – You sure can tell they have been watching CSI.
Squad helps dog bite victim – Man! These guys are mean!
Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire – Talk about a heated interrogation.
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests – I'm all for Law and Order but these guys are kinda over the top!
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half – OK! OK! I’ll go back to school.  Just put that machete down!
Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 – Maybe if we stopped paying them they would stop.
Miners refuse to work after death – I know I would.
Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood – I agree.  It would be just mean to keep bugging them.
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead – Here, I thought that they already were.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges – Now do you suppose that red duct tape is better than the conventional gray?
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge – You’d think that he had suffered enough already.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group – I expect the larger the better.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks – Yum!
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy – I hope he doesn’t need it anymore.
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors – Are they sorta like the proverbial 10 Foot Pole?

'Til Next time...Keep makin' Chips

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