Woman Vanishes After She Drops Off Kids – Now, do you suppose it happened immediately or do you think she remained visible until sometime after the kids got into the school?
Feds: Man Made Child Porn - As opposed to natural child porn, I presume.
Autos killing 110 a Day; Let's Resolve to do Better – Heck, you’d think that we really tried we could at least double that number.
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn't Seen in Years – I don’t even have a come back for this one.
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands – Islanders are delighted that they left cases of Maple Syrup, too.
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures – This headline certainly leaves me cold!
Dealers will Hear Car Talk at Noon – I wouldn’t mind hearing that myself.
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax – Normally, as I understand it, they just trample you.
Farmer Bill Dies in House – Friends will be received out on the front porch.
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One – Oh, I hope she picked the one she didn’t like.
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While – That would follow.
Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy – I realize there are times we are all tempted, but is that really considered “healthy” behavior.
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids – Ibid.
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years – I guess the first time didn’t take.
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers – So, what ever you do, stay in the crosswalk. You’ve been warned!
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water – So, that’s why there were always so many starving children in China when I was a kid.
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped – Ouch! That sounds painful!
Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery - With a good job like that you wouldn’t think he’d have to rob anybody.
Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency – I’ve heard that death tends to reduce most things that people do.
Rescue Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim – As if the dog wasn’t bad enough.
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan - Those “Stiffs” are often hard to please.
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung - That gives a whole new meaning to the idea of Frontier Justice.
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies – Now does a ship get buried at sea?
William Kelly was Fed Secretary – That will teach her to get out of line!
I guess that is enough of that!
'Til next time...Keep makin' chips
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